MARIO FUCKING KART
Lmfaoo
(Source: semicolonoscopy, via ruinedchildhood)
Mi Monster novio.
BEE-DO!
“This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots… We have… Dragons.”
(via aryastarks)
ENFERMERAAAH!
(Source: nysden)
You wear a disguise to look like human guys but you’re not a man - you’re a chicken, Boo
:’)
June 8th : This kid was so cool. I think everyone has a friend that tells stories exactly like him.
Pinky and the Brain (Breaking Bad Edition)
(Source: 90nostalgia)
Narf Vader
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via stimulateyoursenses)
No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.
—
George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via quentynmartell)
Este csm.
(Source: let-them-eat-static, via aryastarks)
JAJAJAJAJAJA
(Source: jaidefinichon, via noleagradanmisbolsas)
PIPUL DON FORGE (Y)
